"Cow stuck between a rock and a hard place in Baslow"

Spotted by AK Haart in the Matlock Mercury:

A specialist animal rescue team were called when a highland cow became lodged between a tree and some rocks yesterday.

The unit from Matlock joined firefighters from Chesterfield to aid the animal, which was near a riverbed off the A621 at Baslow. The crews were called at 12.49pm and managed to free the beast by 3.59pm.

As our spotter points out, "Not a dramatic one unfortunately." Fantastic headline though.