My fifth bloggiversary is today

To celebrate, I'll post another "They own land!" variant ("Their parents owned land! Guarantee them an inheritance!") from today's Daily Mail:

The print edition reads thusly:

The number of pensioners forced to sell their homes to fund their care has soared by 20 per cent over the past decade. About 24,500 sold up last year along, according to figures from the House of Commons Library.

And the funding crisis may not be solved for years to come, meaning thousands more will be forced to put their houses on the market and deny their children their inheritance.

They must have realised that they were crossing the line with that third sentence, as it has been removed from the online version of the article.