"Bull fighter gored where it hurts"

From The Metro:
Pedro Muriel was tackled by the raging beast during a bullfight at the Malagueta bullring in Malaga. Some might say the attack was karma, after the purple spandex-clad man had harpooned the bull with pointed sticks, known as banderillas. Muriel was gored on the inside of his thigh but luckily escaped without serious injuries after the attack.

All very disappointing, from the bull's point of view. And just as disappointing for any bovine who saw that headline and pictures and bothered to read the full article.