Friday, 9 July 2010

Professor Plum, in the library, with a candlestick?

Nope. It was the nanny, in bed, with a sex toy. And pornographic material running on her laptop.

2 comments:

Dick Puddlecote said...

"lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest."

I misread that at first and thought she must have been a contortionist.

James Higham said...

The mechanics of it might have been quite interesting.