Thursday 20 August 2009

Be afraid, be very afraid ...

 

3 comments:

Jock Coats said...

And what about the Elfins' Aiftie of those who work in the candlelit restaurant industry? I think we should be told.

Should we have a campaign for beeswax only eateries perhaps? But then we probably don't have enough bees to cope. Cos of the mobile phones or whatever innit.

Leg-iron said...

Bungee jumping and snowboarding are for girls. The real dangerous sports club eat ham sandwiches by candlelight with plenty of strong wine and a smoke afterwards.

Loads of butter in those sandwiches, and white bread, of course.

Nothing like a bit of risk to spice up your day.

Ross said...

They can also cause severe burns and lead to STDs.