Mark Wadsworth: "Giant Nazi cows on the loose in Britain"

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

The article is a real let down, but I bet somebody was waiting years for the opportunity to write a headline like that.

JuliaM said...: "Mr Gow said his Heck cattle, which were quarantined, were much shorter than the aurochs, but they did retain the muscular build, deep brown complexion and shaggy, coffee-coloured fringe.

He said: "They look like the cave paintings of Lascaux and Altamira. "It makes you think of the light of a tallow lamp and these huge bulls on these cave paintings leaping out at you from darkened walls."

It does indeed make me think 'bullocks!'. You're right there, Mr Gow....; 21 April 2009 at 15:18
Nick Drew said...: let down ?I should coco - came here to see your latest caricature of Jacqui Smith ...; 21 April 2009 at 16:26
Anonymous said...: What the Heck does their milk taste like?; 22 April 2009 at 01:07
formertory said...: "..... to obtain these huge 6ft-wide horns that the bulls had as drinking vessels and war horns. They were huge trophies."The bulls used 6ft-wide horns as drinking vessels and war horns???? By Heck, those Nazis did some clever job training them.; 22 April 2009 at 08:35

Tuesday, 21 April 2009