Mole walks into the pool hall.
He blinks and sniffs and raises his little head and asks "Who's playing?"
"Tiger and Leopard" comes the reply.
Mole thinks a bit and then asks "Who's spots and who's stripes?"
One in the Eye
11 hours ago
Sunday, 13 April 2008
Animal joke
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A bear walks into an Edinburgh pub.
"Pie and a pint please".
"There you go, that'll be 6 quid... We don't get many bears in here"
"Nae wonder at 6 quid for a pie and a pint"
... and the barman says "Wow! A talking bear! You could get a job at the circus!"
"Er ... why would they need an astronomist?" asks the bear.
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