Wednesday 31 October 2007

Doubleplusgood news for education!

In a speech later today, The Goblin King is to announce that:

"Minimum standards in schools will be raised over the next five years, with all schools needing 30% of their pupils achieving five high grade GCSEs by 2012-13."

Note the use of the word "will". Nulab have had ten years to prove, beyond doubt, that they can spend more per State pupil than the best-value private schools and still turn out crap. So how the f*** is he going to achieve this? What new fantastic trick has he thought up now?

What a piece of shit that man is.

4 comments:

The Remittance Man said...

What new fantastic trick has he thought up now?

It wouldn't have anything to do with reducing the pass mark again, would it?

Mark Wadsworth said...

Grade inflation will no doubt continue.

Whispering Walls said...

One of the main achievements of this Government is dumbing down

Penny Pincher said...

I have it on 'godd authority' that in a couple of years the basic pass grade will be v - you can achieve this basic level of a pass for just turning up, on time and touching [fingerprints for proof] the exam paper.
This is the real reson they are fingerprinting all school children.