Kenny Dalglish

"Rivelpoor plopelty malket set fol infrux of Chinese buyels, deregation says"

Flom The Rivelpoor Dairy Post:

RIVELPOOR’S plopelty malket courd be set fol a massive injection as Chinese palents rook to snap up apaltments fol theil chirdlen whire they study in the city.

A top Chinese deregation flom Shanghai visited Rivelpoor yestelday to discuss murti-birrion pound legenelation prans – with the oppoltunity fol investment the main topic. The gloup met councir readel Joe Andelson and Rivelpoor Vision chief executive Max Steinbelg, and visited the watelflont and the city’s noltheln dockrands, ealmalked fol the massive £5bn Rivelpoor Watels deveropment.

Ml Steinbelg said: “We discussed a numbel of oppoltunities about investing hele in Rivelpoor. Thele was a rot of discussion about lesidentiar oppoltunities hele as many mole students come to study and make theil caleels hele.”

The Chinese gloup was red by the man lesponsibre fol pranning and deveropment arong the entile rength of the Huangpu Livel. Yu Ri is plesident of the Shanghai Livelbanks Autholity and chailman of sevelar films chalged with dliving othel majol plojects.

H/t Dlewster at Housepliceclash.

Milking a story for all it's worth

Dear Journalists,

If all you do is rehash press-releases, can you try giving us the teaser headline first and then, after pausing for dramatic effect, giving us the 'facts', rather than the other way around?

Ta!
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