Sexy bagels!

Here's a flyer we received this morning. The front seems innocent enough:
That can't be said for the reverse:

Awkward conversations of our time...

From the BBC:

Sophie - not her real name - told the BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme she had been on a day out with her family 18 months ago when she had checked her phone to find missed calls and messages.

Her sister's partner had found videos of her on Pornhub - the world's largest porn website. One was in a top 10 chart and had had hundreds of thousands of views.

How does that work?

"Oh darling, I was browsing for porn and I stumbled across this one with your sister in it. It's really filthy, especially the ending where she [content removed]."

UK Users Shun Porn Filters

From the BBC

The vast majority of new broadband customers in the UK are opting out of "child friendly" filters when prompted to install them by service providers.

The industry watchdog Ofcom found fewer than one in seven households installed the feature, which is offered by BT, Sky, TalkTalk and Virgin Media.

Another whizzo Cameron scheme down the pan.

They were never really going to work because blanket filtering doesn't work. You can filter on PCs quite well. If blocking software stops a child going to a site an adult can easily switch it to be unblocked. With blanket site blocks, if you switch it off then it all gets switched off. Both the site you think the kid should see, and also the freakiest porn around (assuming they go looking for it).

Canadian Porn (Safe for Work)

From CBC

The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission says AOV XXX Action Clips and AOV Maleflixxx may not be airing enough Canadian content or closed captioning.

The X-rated specialty channels are supposed to air 35 per cent Canadian programming over the broadcast year and 90 per cent of its content should have captioning.

As part of proposed licence renewals, the commission plans to hear evidence on the apparent non-compliance.

How do you make "Canadian programming"? Does the plumber speak French to the English speaking bored housewife? Are there hockey/poutine/maple syrup fetishes?

And captioning? Have any of these people actually heard porn dialogue?