Dani Behr's vanishing nose

It's really a terribly shame. Until a 2008, Ms Behr had a wonderful proud Jewish conk, reassuring impressionable young women that you can have a big hooter and still lead a full and active life:By 2009 this had been reduced to a shadow of its former self, no doubt plunging those impressionable young women into deep despair ("if not even Dani Behr can live with a big nose, what hope do I have?"):(the lower photo is a screen shot from Celebrity Come Dine With Me).

Kelly Hoppen Watch

The money shot in this week's episode was a few minutes before the end (40 mins 35 seconds, if you really want to know):

Compulsive Viewing

On Channel 5, Superior Interiors with Kelly Hoppen.

I can take or leave the whole 'interior design' bit; what gives this series the added frisson are the occasional cutaway shots of Kelly in profile:

Shabbat shalom

Everybody's favourite globetrotter-cum-climate change activist Sienna Miller was mentioned on the front cover of today's London Lite, so I flicked to page nine to see where she'd flown this week. She stayed in London, apparently, to celebrate someth... Holy Cow! Look at the size of that nose!*
* I hope that Kelly Hoppen doesn't turn out to be Jewish, in which case this post might be taken the wrong way.