tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1141932539860553199.post5483279993831703046..comments2024-03-05T10:52:24.691+00:00Comments on Mark Wadsworth: Petulant Outbursts Of The WeekMark Wadsworthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07733511175178098449noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1141932539860553199.post-53793353551530091212013-01-02T18:59:06.847+00:002013-01-02T18:59:06.847+00:00Lysistrata, not bad, but as depictions of Jewish H...Lysistrata, not bad, but as depictions of Jewish Heaven go it's not a patch on Curb.<br /><br />http://youtu.be/aaSDjckr3nkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1141932539860553199.post-11144366003647009082013-01-02T18:36:01.201+00:002013-01-02T18:36:01.201+00:00And then there's the old Jewish joke...
David ...And then there's the old Jewish joke...<br />David and Sarah are a couple in their late 80s who eventually die together.<br /><br />Reaching Heaven, they are shown a beautiful house and garden with a heated swimming pool. David asks: whose is this? The reply from God comes - this is all yours, it's free, this is Heaven.<br /><br />They are then shown an enormous feast of every wonderful food and every wonderful drink you could imagine, with free cigars and cocktail cigarettes in abundance.. They ask: whose is this? It looks wonderful, but bad for your health. God replies: it is all yours, and it won't affect your health: this is Heaven.<br /><br />David turns to Sarah and says:<br />'If it weren't for your fucking nagging and having to eat Granola and jog every day, we could both have been here 15 years ago."Lysistratahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10193876192173490810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1141932539860553199.post-28955796078232415932013-01-02T18:34:33.490+00:002013-01-02T18:34:33.490+00:00B, the German* version of that joke is like this:
...B, the German* version of that joke is like this:<br /><br />Tow old ladies sitting on a park bench. One says "You know, I've never had a serious illness in my life, hardly go to the doctors, never broken a limb, never had to take tablets for anything."<br /><br />The other responds "Oh that's awful, what do you talk about all day long?"<br /><br />* A nation of hypochondriacs.Mark Wadsworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07733511175178098449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1141932539860553199.post-33431999799273159282013-01-02T15:37:30.532+00:002013-01-02T15:37:30.532+00:00This sort of thing always makes me think of the ca...This sort of thing always makes me think of the cartoon of two aged and decrepit men sitting in an OAP home. One is saying to the other, "Just to think, if I hadn't given up smoking, drinking and sex, I'd have missed out on all this".Bayardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15211150959757982948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1141932539860553199.post-23129376241609523552013-01-02T13:48:34.066+00:002013-01-02T13:48:34.066+00:00BE, if you read on, then you realise that Fry has ...BE, if you read on, then you realise that Fry has pissed on his own chips. He says "Ah yes, fatties might live longer but they have unhappier lives" to which I would respond "Yes, and non-smokers live longer and they also have unhappier lives".Mark Wadsworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07733511175178098449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1141932539860553199.post-81391112127106620942013-01-02T13:42:53.912+00:002013-01-02T13:42:53.912+00:00All of the health nonsense is very healthy IMHO be...All of the health nonsense is very healthy IMHO because more and more people will realise that you have to decide for yourself.<br /><br />BEOld BEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06974090439936326476noreply@blogger.com