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Thursday, 10 December 2020
"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world...
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... and those who thought this joke was in ternary.
PJH, awesome, thanks.
“There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers” - Captain Beefheart.
Ho ho.
But, For us analogue people there is a more useful shorthand.
Only two races on the planet:-
Men and women
Only three type of people:-
People you like. People you don't like. And tossers.
There are lots of these. One of my favourites:
There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
Maths teacher writes on the board 'What is the quickest way to sing "1010 Green Bottles"?'
"Humans only use one-third of their brain for thinking. What do they do with the other third?"
A tax partner where I use to work got too clever for his own good and asked "How do you count to 1,048 on your fingers?"
"You can't," I replied "You can only count to 1,024".
Round 1 to Waddy!
@MW - to 1023
PW, arguably, yes.
Lola,
alternatively, there are only two types of people:
- Those who care for their fellow man
- Bastards
B
:-)
That's the shorthand version.
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