Friday, 4 July 2014

'Mamading': The complete bollocks we all just made up

From the Huffington Post and others:

A one-off video of a tourist - believed to be a British girl - performing sex acts on more than 20 men in return for a free drink in Magaluf appears to have highlighted one occurrence of such a thing in a Spanish bar.

Apparently public fellatio happens, and based on the fact that almost everyone has a video camera in their pockets, clearly happens very rarely for Brits abroad at a number of bars in Magaluf.

In the bleak footage – which is two and half minutes long – the young blonde girl can be seen performing sex acts on a crowd of men as they stand on a dancefloor.

Someone told someone, although it's probably complete cobblers, that the girl was awarded a bottle of Cava worth no more than three Euros for her actions.

It is said to be an example of "mamading" - a "game" that we made up, where bars encourage young women to perform sex acts in return for free alcohol.

According to diariomallorca.com, a website that doesn't even exist if you've clicked our link, the game is the sort of thing that inspires moral outrage, but that either never happens or rarely happens (see also: rainbow parties, rohypnol spiking).

"Mamada" is a Spanish slang term for performing a sex act.

Vice spoke to a local club owner on the Spanish island who was very keen to pretend that it's happening everywhere so that lots of blokes would come over to Magaluf on the off-chance of getting some.

(PS my own theory is that the thing is a publicity stunt for the organisers of parties and the girl in question is a professional).

7 comments:

Mad Numismatist said...

I have been wondering exactly what occurred but from the blurred images I guess it is just a case of briefly sticking a penis in her mouth? Personally I would be far more offended if she had performed a “Turkish snow cone”, or heavens forbid a “Belgian Steamer”. Last time I saw one of those in public....... even the donkey was upset. But that’s Pattaya for ya.

Mark Wadsworth said...

The whole thing appears to have been entirely consensual, so there's no reason for anybody not present to have an opinion on this one way or another.

The Stigler said...

Mad,
Yeah, thanks for that.

Mark,
Yes. Consenting adults on private property. But these stories are basically designed to tell people that the world is going to hell, even though I know a girl at a party who got a story about her shagging a couple of blokes on a pool table (not sure if true).

Ian Hills said...

I'm trying to make another rumour go viral - that Harriet Harman used to get shagged by pigs whilst working as a stripper, and that she only resigned because having men watch her made her feel dirty.

Lola said...

IH. Did the men get paid to watch that?

The Stigler said...

IH,

Sounds like cruelty to animals.

Ian Hills said...

It counts as historic abuse of men AND pigs. Anyone feel like a bit of compo? Pretend to remember it and get on to Yewtree.